The Inch-Short Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Rookie Tate gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tate runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tate drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.