The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Tate sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tate's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.