The Butter-Finger Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Lamb sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lamb's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.