The Inch-Short Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lamb's stadium. Only over Lamb.
86%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lamb's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.