The Butter-Finger Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Lamb gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lamb, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.