The Butter-Finger Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Lamb's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lamb, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.