The Shadow Coverage Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Lamb drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Lamb scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.