The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Ref: "Number Lamb, that's a flag." Lamb: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The QB looks at Lamb exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lamb's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.