The Inch-Short Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Lamb's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lamb, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.