The Late Scratch Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Lamb does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
86%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lamb's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.