The Butter-Finger Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.