The Butter-Finger Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Lamb's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Lamb sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lamb drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.