The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Lamb gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lamb, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.