The Hamstring Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Lamb tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Lamb, Lamb, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Chris Olave
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.