The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- A mysterious flag erases Lamb's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The QB looks at Lamb exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.