The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Lamb does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Lamb, Lamb, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.