The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lamb drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.