The Snap Count Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Ryland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ryland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.