The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Ryland will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ryland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.