The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ryland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.