The Upright Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ryland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.