The Doink Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.