The Wind Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Ryland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.