The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Ryland scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.