The Upright Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ryland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Ryland, Ryland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.