The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.