The Wide Left Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ryland's stadium. Only over Ryland.
- Ryland hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.