The Wide Left Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ryland hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Ryland, Ryland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.