The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ryland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.