The Late Scratch Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Ryland makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
88%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Ryland, Ryland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.