The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
77%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Ryland scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.