The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Ryland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.