The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ref: "Number Ryland, that's a flag." Ryland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ryland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ryland, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.