The Hamstring Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ref: "Number Ryland, that's a flag." Ryland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.