The Late Scratch Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ryland's stadium. Only over Ryland.
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.