The Wide Left Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.