The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ryland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.