The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Ryland. Ryland does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
82%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ryland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.