The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.