The Late Scratch Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ryland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.