The Upright Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ryland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.