The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.