The Snap Count Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Ryland, Ryland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.