The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Ryland trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.