The Late Scratch Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.