The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ref: "Number Ryland, that's a flag." Ryland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ryland's stadium. Only over Ryland.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ryland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.