The Phantom Flag Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ryland goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.