The Shank Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Ryland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ryland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.