The Phantom Flag Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ryland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.