The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The broadcast shows Ryland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ryland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ryland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.